What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:17
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...