What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?